"Wow! Brazil is big." -George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

remember when there were TWO shades of brown in an m&ms bag? man, what were they thinking?

something blaine would be interested in (but probably already knows ( Read more... )

daniel vosovic is my future boyfriend.

who wants to cut my hair?

although the time i spent watching her show was the 30 seconds it took me to flip through the channels, tyra banks disappointed me today. this strong, successful black woman was dressed for halloween in a paris hilton-esque blond wig. even though it's only for fun, the wig lowered my respect for tyra. next year i'm going to dress up as a black ( Read more... )

ATTENTION: U25AJ Club Members

Today's highly desirable job posting: Curator of the United States National Tick Collection

and the question we're all asking ourselves: we have a national tick collection?

i only have four months to accomplish everything i wanted to accomplish as a 22 year old.

1. Charlene needs Peter's help to prove that she didn't commit the crime that ( Read more... )

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