IPHONE:

$600 telephone

you can turn it sideways

i want to visit europe so bad i cant fuckin stand it

The interstate highway system is a wonderful thing. It makes it possible to go from coast to coast without seeing anything or meeting anybody. If the United States interests you, stay off the interstates.

Charles Kuralt

PRINCESS DIANA:

didn't care then

don't care now

won't care ever

also zombie shit of the same order is gay as hell too

do people who think acting like/talking like/dressing up as pirates think it's funny or cute because its the dorkiest shit ever

arrr matey i will never find a date

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girls are like fans when you turn them on they go vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

thank goodness every media outlet is covering paris hilton's release from jail. this is serious news that is very important. whew. i was so worried about that girl

fuck paris hilton

i hope when i die a lot of people see a doppelganger of me