Sam says: Jerry ( Read more... )

Well, after digging between my teeth with dental floss several times, I still can't seem to dislodge a little piece of beef gristle. I have come to the conclusion that meat is evil.

Steve and I are getting along... like roommates. We are trying to be civil. This is going to be a busy week. I missed my little niece's birthday party yesterday. ( Read more... )

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After 10 years with him, I'm on the bedroom floor, kneeling next to the bed, practically begging him to just accept me for who I am. He doesn't respond. Just a blank look on his face. Silence is more painful than any words.

he pulled my pants and underwear down to my knees. Then he said something and referred to me as a girl. Immediate rage ran through me. With one hand I grabbed his jaw, roughly squeezing his face in my hand, ever so slightly digging my nails into his skin. With my other hand, I pulled him back by the scruff of his neck, and I said, "Don't you ever ( Read more... )

Sam says: My face oil smells like Pizza Hut pan pizza oil ( Read more... )

Something weird is happening. It used to be Steve's sisters and friends calling all the time and/or dropping by unannounced. Now it's my dad who is dropping by unannounced. And to our intense annoyance, he has been doing this every weekend in the late morning/early afternoon hours. He came by on Saturday to tell us about a laptop he sold on ( Read more... )

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What is so wrong with wanting an engagement DVD recorder instead of an engagement ring? The way I see it, nothing says "I love you and want to be with you forever" better than a DVD recorder. Show her that you love her. Give your sweetheart the equipment to digitalize all the porno the two of you have made together.

I am such a guy.

There's nothing quite like taking a 360 degree virtual tour of a ridiculously expensive house while you're very, very buzzed.