I can't have living plants anymore because the Orange Asshole can't leave them alone. Eats them, sleeps on them, thinks they are great fun to just hang out with all day. As a result: dead plants. It's kind of why I go nuts w/the planters in front of the house in the summer...withdrawal!
I'm convinced it's the Orange beast who is harassing my seedlings. Convinced. Might be the time he dug up the big huge plant and then came and sat on my lap and put his paws on my face before he got around to cleaning all the potting soil out from under his claws. Hm!
I seriously don't know why they still exist. I would love to see some stats on how many thefts they have actually prevented. In particular, versus how many cases of rage they have instigated.
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Meanwhile, I have mint shoots if you'd like some, and a strawberry plant or two I can donate. Interested?
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Has a car alarm ever actually prevented a theft or do they just go off randomly at 6:00 am to annoy people?
Why are they still put in cars??
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