i learned two new words today -

callipygous - Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

steatopygous - An extreme accumulation of fat on the buttocks.

"She said she still loves you, but she feels like you betrayed her trust and she cant go back to that."

this should elicit some kind of emotion from me. anger... sadness...happiness... some kind of feeling, but it doesn't. it's good to know the emotionless monster still lives inside me.

its KATIE DE MAYO so make sure to buy clonedsheep  a drink or better yet a lap dance ;)

http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/

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"It seems like so much has happened, but nothings changed"

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