I was hired to work as a stable hand. As I mucked out the stall, I was informed that the horse that lived in it was dead and buried. I had to either resurrect it or stand it up as if it were still alive. I was taken to its shallow grave on a hill, beneath rows of bricks. I briefly thought that it was strange for a one horse grave to be marked by ( Read more... )

So I can't work for yet another week. I'm dangling by a thread here, and pretty soon, that thread is going to snap, all because I was five minutes late for training. I should have left an hour and 5 minutes early, as opposed to an even hour ( Read more... )

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So I've decided that I've been a hermit for too long. I've been job hunting, reading, and glueing things to other things for like a month now. In conclusion, I need to have people over to bask in the glory that is my cluttered bohemian ghetto apartment. There will be booze and games and..........I don't know. I'll make a pie. Whatever. If anyone ( Read more... )

So I finally have a new job. But I can't talk about it online. Apparently, people with occupations involving dipping things in chocolate need to keep a low profile about it. In fact, I've already said to much.... I must go! pray for me.

Really, I'm just posting so that everyone can see my new icon. Be amazed! Be hypnotized ( Read more... )

The man is keeping everyone down today. This is what sucks about living in a heavily populated civilization. The beaurocracies that make completing the simplest task seem like an undertaking of epic proportions. You have to call five people(or machines) just to talk to the one person who can help you. And they probably live on the other side of the ( Read more... )

EEWWWWWWWW. What is that discusting, cold, white crap outside the window? It's repulsive. It is covering everything with nast ( Read more... )

Ever have moments when you think about life and realize "Damn, no matter what, I'm fucked". Whatever I do with my life, i sometimes feel that I am just doomed to sadness. Not that I always think that way. There will always be something that I cling to, something that will make me untouchable by hurt. It's all about convincing myself that I'm the ( Read more... )

( Stone )