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You know you're a nerd when you have a nightmare about a teacher accusing you of cheating and giving you a C in a class in which you already got an A in reality, and wake up absolutely terrified.

Life...is funny.
I can't get an interview, let alone a job for an entire month, and so I accept the first job that's offered to me...Only to get two three different calls for interviews within hours of eachother one business day after accepting the first job. D'OH

Note to self...
Try to avoid having to force yourself to vomit to get over a beautiful hangover an hour before you're supposed to go visit your mother.

I am a classy lady.

w00t for a job, hookah, and a hot tub.

God do I hate interviews. Please just give me a job.

I hope the guy from my dream last night is my future husband...the man was smokin hot. Too bad the rest of the dream was about Italian history.

Last night turned into a mini TN reunion, and it was all levels of great.

The most exciting part of my day was racing some guy on 113 South for a few minutes. I've been pretending that he thought I was a hot and wants to do me just to keep the memory more interesting and give myself an ego boost. He drove a Nissan too, maybe we should get married.

OHMYGODI'MSOBORED

Is it wrong that I've been listening to Justin Timberlake's Futuresex/Lovesounds as my theme album for the weeks since I got back from Europe?
I'm also listening to R&B, Rap, and Hip Hop.
Identity crisis...?