So... my mom. She spent the day sleeping while I, with my cripple-ass bruised and bloody leg, limped around the fucking house cooking up a storm ( Read more... )

Okay so.
House of Carters. What a TERRIBLE show. But OHHHH how amusing. Highest point of my day, watching Nick making fun of Aaron's urban beats while driving with his best friend. "He's not from the fucking ghetto ( Read more... )

Dear Erika,

What do Filipino people do for fun?
Apparently ...
THIS and... even better...THIS?? Tell your people to call mine, it seems you have a good time.

Where to start... Matt? Well his new job has him so busy that he keeps forgetting about me. Last weekend it became apparent that he forgot what day of the week my birthday was, because he was telling me what his plans were for that day. We had maybe-plans to see a movie tonight... But he went and agreed to babysit for that fucking family that ( Read more... )

So what's the deal with boobs? Why do guys like them. Why do girls like them. They're sacks of fat with nipples on them. Areolas...geez. One of mine is bigger than the other - what is up with that. Nipples, ew. They have holes, where milk comes from, like a cow. They get in the way. My period is coming. The boobs makey the sore feeling. ( Read more... )

I have never seen House, but after my friend's description of the first episode she ever saw, I'm thinking maybe I should make time in my schedule for it ( Read more... )

HAPPIEST DAY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Y'ALL.

I'd contacted this Irish band The Script through myspace asking them to mail something to Alison for her birthday, because she's friggin obsessed off her ass AND THEY SAID THEY'LL DO IT!!!!

aoriajwlekgjdsl;waltajweglfkjlYESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Dear England,
To the nation that once brought me 5ive, I thank you again. Will Young + Lily Allen = Heavenly refuge from the trainwreck that is North American music. I need a mental leave from this continent - Kevin, how could you leave the BSB??

Will, I love you even more than I love WestlifeAnd I love that in Europe, an openly gay man who wins ( Read more... )

Steph,
Alison wants me to invite you to her birthday, August 5th.
Meeting at her place and bussing it downtown to Yuk Yuk's.
Let me know, or ask me for her e-mail.

I have about 150 photos, but I undertook the difficult task of selecting a precious few to showcase. As you can see, I have the cunt counterpart to your cock :D


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