I am tired of waiting on dickhead, cocksucker, inconsiderate motherfuckers.

I win. I'm claiming the trophy. Most bizarre night.

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lesson of the day: Daniel Radcliffe is Jewish on his mother's side.
Another one for the team.

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lesson of the day: you know you need to cut back when your urine smells like straight coffee.

lesson of the day: house house house house house house house house house house house house. it's time i took that leap that we all face and become the bitter, middle-aged, scruffy-cripple of a genius doctor that we're all destined to become. m.d.

lesson of the day: my balance is totally fucked. Do inner ears come with a warranty?

replace: You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

with

I'm gonna eat your yo-olk
With some to-oast

lesson of the day: hobo eggs (check it out)

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