can't sleep. boo hoo. from my extensive viewing of the health channel i know that there are four fat pouches under the human eye. all eight of mine are fighting. my tear ducts are in no way under control and just the eye itself is producing boogers at a rate that my nose envies. and they are fire boogers ( Read more... )

lesson of the day: I've made contact.

and i quote " thanks meg - i thought it was a great letter
dw"

lesson of the day: i feel as if a half hour of my life has been stolen, shit upon, and set on fire in front of my eyes. i've never been so uncomfortable.

lesson of the day: hey folks, i'm on spring break. i'm also up to my asshole in snow.

The Sixteenth of March ( Read more... )

lesson of the day: i am, if anything, a follower. so.

Megan --

[adjective]:

Like in nature to a train-riding hobo

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

jesus christ. eating shockers is like puking backwards. except it only took the one time to make my teeth fucking melt. right now i'm hiding in abbie's room playing with her delicicous lab top as her and meredith watch the vomitous saw 2. which is to say they're watching saw. because. come one. what the hell else is there to do. just more ( Read more... )

lesson of they day: mike maronna is john linnel and when willow cries i cry. plus. giles.

"Mrs. Bland-E. Nesbit-the popular author of "The Would-Be-Good," was always surrounded by adoring young men, dazzled by her vitality, amazing talent and the sheer magnificence of her appearance. She was a very tall woman, built on the grand scale, and on festive occasions wore a trailing gown of peacock blue satin with strings of beads and Indian ( Read more... )

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