Well, we are alive. Wilma (Fred's wife??!?!) tore the shit outta my little community. I took a bunch of pictures and put them on the site. Here is a link ( Read more... )

Owner of Sunray just called me up. Due to the fact that he does not have payroll or even the money for the venue on Sunday, he has asked me to cancel this upcoming sundays show ( Read more... )

Update for the sake of updating ( Read more... )

As you may or may not know, my AOL instant messenger logs EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION I have had in the last 4 years. Really. Well, after this weekends party, I mean IPW show, I dug up the lone conversation I have ever had with Hawk. Note: He got ahold of me. Note: I never booked him anyway. Note: I wont book him, he sucks. Enjoy ( Read more... )

I was watching TV the other day, and I somehow caught Oprah Winfrey rescuing people in New Orleans. Can you honestly imagine going through that living hell, only to be resucued not by your government or friends, but by Oprah. Really. She had a boat and was hocking all her latest products at the same time. She has a new line of bath products out ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

I dont update this as much as I should anymore. Half of me wants it to be funny and short, the other half wants to talk wrestling, which is never short. So, in that vein, the first part of this post will be short and topical, and then the wrestling rant will follow, so those who dont care about the rant can go away ( Read more... )

As you may or may not know, the latest scam on Ebay involves sending people phony 'second chance' offers after an auction has ended for high dollar items. I got contacted about something I bid on and the guy tried using the scam on me. I played this guy like a piano.

wrote ( Read more... )

You had an ass full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farts ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I ( Read more... )

Convoy. Circa 1978. Worst slo-mo fight scene ever.

Final grade: D-