Well, seems my updates have become monthly. Why? Simple, I dont really give two shits about LJ anymore, and I cant figure out the MySpace thing, so fuck that too. Hell, Myspace wont allow me to change my email address, so I cant even get into the fucking thing ( Read more... )

Well, its time for another strange but true tale from here in the sticks where I live ( Read more... )

Are we done with the fucking pennies yet ( Read more... )

Here is a good way to blow 5 minutes. Ok, it isn't THAT good of a way. Better than a stick in your eye though.

http://www.chatterbean.com/createyourownquiz/myquiz.php?qid=1384

Well, its been a while since I updated. Much has happened, yet, somethings havent changed ( Read more... )

Well, It is official. I am now the proud owner of 5.4 acres of land, a house, a clubhouse, a bunkhouse, 2 storage buildings, and all the trimmings that come with it. Well, the bank and I own it. I am happy, only 30 more years of payments and it will be all mine ( Read more... )

Angry Dragon ( Read more... )

I hereby officially quit my involvement with pro wrestling. I will still provide insurance to those companies that wish to rent my policy from me, and those that have fucked me in the past (there are a few), you can pay me up front if you need it, plus what you owe me ( Read more... )

I came up with some new state slogans. More realistic in my opinion than the ones they have currently ( Read more... )

I havent updated in a while, and I am updating now for the utmost in horrible reasons ( Read more... )