i'm in the airport in columbia south carolina bored out of my mind. i want to be back home already. this week out of town was okay, but not great. i spent so much time in work that i didn't really get to enjoy myself. i think i have strep throat, i've been feeling like crap all week. i lost my phone for 3 days, but i found it again, and my coworker ( Read more... )

I have a Phil Aulie's Ukulele show on Friday.

What should I write a somewhat funny song about? Anything. Literally, anything.

I'll give you credit.

Thanks,
-Phil

Check it yo,

FRIDAY JAN. 25 - 10PM:
Phil Aulie's Ukulele performs as part of the see.hear.speak festival at Coldtowne Theater. I perform on the 'hear' night, with several other musically based comedians. Purchase your tickets through the website (see link above). I'd love to see you there! If you don't know what Phil Aulie's Ukulele is then check ( Read more... )

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