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[floweringsister]

ATTENTION WHOEVER IS MISSING A HERD OF COWS:

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FARMER!
Letting them wander around without milking them first, shame on you!! You're very lucky at least one student here knows what to do in an unmilked-cow emergency, otherwise those poor things would have been aching for who knows how long! Now, I've taken care of all the ones I

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[hechizar]

Ooooooh I wondered why I was suddenly surrounded by cows when I was running to class!! I almost thought I was back home for a second but then I noticed they didn't have any horns.

[vertulpen]

And here I thought it was something you'd forgotten to do.

[floweringsister]

I don't know why either!!

[dofaye]

Is it really that important?

[floweringsister]

Oh yes! If they're left this way they'll leak all over and make such a mess, and it hurts them so!

[dofaye]

I've never thought about a cow's pain before.

[floweringsister]

I suppose people normally wouldn't unless they'd had any, though. But yes, it's very uncomfortable!

[redwhiteandhero]

[Just what.]

... Do you... need help

[floweringsister]

Do you know how to milk a cow?

[floweringsister]

Oh never mind I can certainly teach you. Yes, help would be great!!

[redwhiteandhero]

[Oh god what is he getting himself into.]

Sure.

[bobthewizard]

[shudders] For once I'm perfectly content with being incorporeal.

Perhaps our groundskeeper would be able to take care of this incident.

[floweringsister]

Are they Hogwarts cows gotten loose?

[bobthewizard]

Search me. I didn't think we had any cows.

You do have a light touch with them, though, I must say. Previous experience?

[floweringsister]

Honestly I'd never thought about it, but we've got the grounds gardens, so logically the rest of our food's got to come from someplace...

Oh! Actually yes, my parents have a dairy farm, first in Ukraine and now in Ireland, so really I've been doing this my whole life!

[irisfragrance]

There are...cows wandering around the grounds?

[floweringsister]

A whole herd, if I'm not mistaken!!

[irisfragrance]

How did...nevermind. In this school there isn't much point in questioning the bizarre.

Would you like some help?

[floweringsister]

Sure! If you see any more cows, would you mind directing them to the Astronomy tower??