This is it, you guys. Next time you talk to me I'll officially be an auror. In training. But still.

It's weird not shopping for school stuff. I saw a whole bunch of first years when I was in Diagon Alley the other day. It was actually pretty cute. They were all real excited. A couple of the parents seemed like muggles, so I helped 'em out a little. They seemed like good kids ( Read more... )

Finally saw the paper.

[Here, the writing gets darker]

It's fucking sick.

I'm going to kill them. I'm going to hunt them down, and I'm going to kill them. See how these bastards like being tortured with their own fucking wands, huh?

Dammit.

So guess what's coming up in a week?

Who all's coming to my party?

This weekend was pretty much 100% totally awesome. Just hanging out, not having to worry about school, or tests or cleaning your room or not putting your feet on the sofa or hairy balls or anything. Plus the view is pretty awesome. You can see right across the river and watch all the people and the boats and stuff ( Read more... )

Y'know, I'd love to go stare at rocks with you guys and all, but I've got a new flat that needs breaking in.

Thank Merlin that's all over with. I know what I'm gonna be doing this week. Wake me up when it's time for the leaving feast.

Real funny, assholes. Y'all are lucky it's almost the end of the year and I'm feeling generous, because if I find out who did it, I'm going to pound you.

((He's mostly been trying to keep his robes closed over it, but some people might still have noticed-- Alfred's shirt just says "FATASS." Also tags may be delayed this weekend.))

Well that was weird as hell.

Amelia's a nice name though. Maybe I'll name my daughter that.

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