*.:TWO HUNDRED FORTY-TWO:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

Finally saw the paper.

[Here, the writing gets darker]

It's fucking sick.

I'm going to kill them. I'm going to hunt them down, and I'm going to kill them. See how these bastards like being tortured with their own fucking wands, huh?

Dammit.

Comments

[flaxenflowers]

Idiot.

[redwhiteandhero]

Shut the fuck up already!

[flaxenflowers]

No, I will not.

You are untrained and young. I do not see how this is a prudent idea.

[redwhiteandhero]

I don't care.

[wingless_blade]

[There is an ink blotch here. Ein is worried, yo.]

WILD 2/2 APPEARED!

[wingless_blade]

...tell me you aren't about to go do something really stupid.

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not going to do anything stupid.

[wingless_blade]

So you are not going to go out looking for a fight with Death Eaters, right?

[fearnoanvil]

that is the dumbest thing i have ever read and you are the dumbest person ever.

[redwhiteandhero]

Shut your damn face.

[fearnoanvil]

no, mister, YOU shut your damn face!!!!
you are just going to end up HURTING YOURSELF and GIVING THE PEOPLE THAT CARE ABOUT YOU A HEART ATTACK because of your reckless hero stuff!!!
you are going to get yourself killed!!!
now you STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE PLANNING AND DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!!!!

RIGHT! THE FUCK! NOW!!!!

[whoeverlooks]

[...+1 respect for John. BUT--]

Please don't fight. He's not gonna do anything...he's just mad.

[dofaye]

If a single teenager could do all of that, we wouldn't have this problem in the first place, would we?

[redwhiteandhero]

Not interested.

[dofaye]

You're not interested in what, logic? That's just like a gryffindor.

[redwhiteandhero]

Oh shut the hell up. I'm not interested in hearing shit I already know, dickhead.

[donttelldaddy]

Alfred. Take it from me, you need to relax.

[redwhiteandhero]

Like hell I'm gonna relax.

[donttelldaddy]

Try not to make it a repeat of last summer, won't you?

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna get myself killed.