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[flowra]

Every girl should have at least one straight male friend who does not want to jump her bones and whose bones she does not want to jump. I have formed a newfound appreciation for Dan. He is completely in love with Ava and is very fun to hang out with. He is everything girls are not. Girls are drama. Dan is action comedy. Girls are emotional.

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[maryberr]

can i marry dan? he sounds pretty rad. :)

[flowra]

sorry, I think he's going to end up marrying Ava someday. I'll let you know if he opens up, though.

[brubs]

You are so effing lucky. I want one of these. I compromise and tell them they can't have sex with me so they just talk and stare at me. It sux. This is why I love gay men.