is it so hard for a man to get a god damn martini these days?!?!

natalya and malvina. yeah they are great. i wonder what the next one will be named...

i feel one of my turns comming on

i believe ive failed.....

it kind of sucks. am i not trying hard enough?

i dont really think i can try much harder

because the harder i try
the worse it gets


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life is good. i figured out that my little friends are only a product of my insecurities buried by ignorance. by facing these insecurities they will no longer manifest themselves in harmful ways. although i have tried this before i decided its worth another shot. so here we go!

so ive given up all hope of ever becoming a good person. its just not gonna happen. if you want me to be nice i dont think it is in my nature. go fuck yourself

At the Chapter V championships, Century High School performed an incredible show. If you say otherwise, then you can lick my balls which I doubt you would enjoy. I had my best show this season ever, which isnt really saying much because I was a rookie. But it is because it was glorious. Not just my personal performance, or one section alone, but ( Read more... )

ugh. i feel like shit. my chest is all tight, and its kind of hard to breath. my back hurts and im very tired. yes i am just complaining, yes i will get over it, but that dosen't mean i don't feel like shit. so my party last night was not a party. not alot of people came, but we had alot of fun. i think that i should have another party like that ( Read more... )

raul is my friend. he is my best, but not my very best, that would be grimbo ( Read more... )

Greg, my mother and I, were on the way back to my house. We decided to stop at little george's and get junk food. We got air heads, bazooka joe gum, doritos, pull and peel twizzlers, and fucking zebra cakes. Zebra cakes are the shit. I like zebra cakes allot, and I must say of all the snack foods in the world, zebra cakes are in the top ten ( Read more... )

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so today i made a hat out of one of those metal trash bins in physics. it looked like a top hat. i wonder if i could get away with murder, and if i did, would i feel bad or would i be able to kill guilt. i want some taco bell, ive had a craving. i hate dentist, once the novicane wears off it is not very comfortable.