Worst birthday ever.

[fluffmeister]

I'm working 12 hours today, I'm stressed to the point of almost crying (partially due to raging hormones-- welcome to being female), and I keep doing everything wrong. No one's talking to me, and if they are, it isn't good. No one's phoned me yet to say happy birthday, and it's almost 10AM. My mom always phones me early in the morning on my

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[carlos_el_gato]

Don't worry: Because its your birthday, I predict that at the last minute, just when you think that no one will wish you a happy birthday, that Pierce Brosnan will parachute in with hundreds of presents. And you'll be like "Wow, James Bond!" And he'll say "No. Not anymore. But THIS is James Bond." And then Daniel Craig will parachute in with Sean Connery and they'll give you a laser-wielding robot as a present. If it isn't laser-wielding I suggest you send it back.

Happy Birthday, pretty lady. I didn't get you a present, but that's not because I'm broke. It's because I couldn't find any laser-wielding presents.

...and I'm broke.

-Ryan

Thanks man :)

[fluffmeister]

Awwww thanks man..... it's all good... I'm broke now too... since I took the monies that everyone gave me, and bought a camera. My dad was "supposed" to combine his monies with my grandparents' monies and give me a camera for my birthday, but for some reason that didn't happen, even though I've been looking forward to the camera for months now (literally since Christmas). But anyway, so I took the monies and bought it myself. Yay.
As for laser wielding robots, and the various James Bonds (though Pierce Brosnan never was Bond to me), that would have been so cool. The weekend turned out better than Friday, so I just pretended that the entire weekend was my birthday. Woot!