I will not be taking over prom preparations. It's ridiculous and a waste of time.

I don't feel I should have to say this, but for the record, I am neither homosexual, nor in the market for a significant other. Thank you.

First, I'd like to say that April Fool's Day is a stupid holiday for stupid people. If I catch anyone trying to play a trick on me, they will pay.

That being said, I'm feeling generous. I'm willing to offer a thousand points of extra credit for a simple, three-page essay on the historical significance of erotic art. This is likely the best offer ( Read more... )

Whoever decided it would be fun to turn my hair green last weekend... May you suffer a slow, agonizing dea It would be best for you to watch your back carefully these next few weeks.

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Reminder: There will be a test tomorrow in all World History and US History classes.

If I do not have a note from your parent or doctor explaining a reason for absence, you will not be allowed to make the test up. No exceptions.