Hey Asbury kids...check this out---remember this guy?

Wanna hear something funny?

It's 2 A.M...and I just got home...

...but my mom is still out.

::: EDIT :::

Ironically enough, she got home 2 minutes after I posted this...but weird, right?

You know you are from Corpus Christi when ( Read more... )

Body: it makes me sad...i dont wanna grow up ( Read more... )

( Survey from MySpace )

TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be ( Read more... )

( Let's see if I'm a movie whore... )

It's not that I'm in denial...but...I just can't believe he's gone ( Read more... )

This is the song that ( Read more... )

My life freakin ROCKS right now. Check this out ( Read more... )