THESE DREAMS ARE MADE OF SNOT

[fluffysings]

I had a dream last night that I was kissing someone famous.  I don't know which celebrity it was, but in Dreamland, he was ultra famous and fabulous and he was in love with me.

After kissing passionately, we pulled apart and he looked at me with disgust and said "You have a bat in the cave".
Sure enough, I had a HUGE BOOGER DANGLING FROM MY NOSE.

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Comments

[mermaid7]

A bat in the cave... never heard that one!
And who is Amy Winehouse to be laughing at anyone? I have a bat in the cave? You have cocaine in the cave!

[drunkpoet515]

Kim beat me to it: People with cocaine in their caves shouldn't ... something. My metaphor fell apart.

[mermaid7]

People with glass noses shouldn't throw snot.

[pianopuncher]

I think many people now have dreams with Amy Winehouse laughing at them because to be in a situation like that you have to have REALLY fucked up. They will be called the "I fucked up so bad that even Amy Winehouse was laughing at me."

[fluffysings]

haaaaaaaaahhaahhahahaahhaha glad that I dreamily coined a phrase