...there is a recession going on right now. I know! Who would have thought it! Numerous business have hiring freezes, wage freezes and don't forget about that old favorite: Mr. Layoff!! So everyone claims that they are doing what they can to make sure that John and Jane Q. Public can put off living in a cardboard box while eating the vomit of ( Read more... )

As many of you have heard in the past, my company puts on the most lavish decadent Holiday party imaginable. They bring in only the best room temperature catered food with a beautiful fountain dispensing watered down iced tea that hasn't been cleaned in decades. We get to consume the wealth of generosity during a 45 minute luncheon. We are ( Read more... )

My brain is fried today, so I'm going to ramble like a moron instead of giving something that has anything to do with anything ( Read more... )

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If I knew how to embed images, I'd be able to share the wreckage of my vehicle. Let's just suffice it to say that a number of people have told me today that I really shouldn't be walking around at this point. The damage was even worse than I had initially thought it was. My hood was doing something weird. The ENTIRE driver's side is all sorts ( Read more... )

Yay! It's going to be my birthday soon! (By the time most people are reading this, it will already be my birthday ( Read more... )

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before? Drove a car without passengers

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?Nope. Like Calvin, I feel that the world should change for my benefit and not the other way around.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Yeah, it was practically raining babies ( Read more... )

Alright here's the deal ( Read more... )

If the pilot light on the heater keeps going out like minutes to hours after it's re-lit, does that mean it's time for a new heater?

You may not be aware of this, but I'm VERY passionate about music. Therefore, I love to have the opportunity to see one of the many musicians that has made a significant impact on my life. Seeing a band/artist performing live in the same room as me transcends my entire opinion of the performers in question. In 1994, I went from a passive Pink ( Read more... )