so i went down to my local electronics for less store and i traded my powerbook for an xbox and $1430.00. i almost felt pressured by the salesman but i went ahead with it. i mean. the xbox came with a few games. and i could mod it for only $100 or so more with an extra harddrive and whatnot. anyways. a littlebit down the road i though.. WTF AM I ( Read more... )

when given the luxury of the option to have your orange pre-sliced please for the love of god take advantage of that luxury and choose to make use of modern tools.

oh yeah. david byrne is..... wait.. nevermind about the thinghbnj m m uijhuij i said before. it was a premature orange.

wow. fucking rad. that one turned out pretty damn decent ( Read more... )

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picture post!!! i will even do an LJ cut for people who dont give a rats ass and whatnot. and if you DO click on the cut then you have very nearly no right to bitch about the randomness inside.

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so. last night was a life altering experience. as cliche as that phrase may sound it is actually pretty representative of the way i feel. and i dont know what to do. o_0 ( Read more... )

damn. something. went to santa fe tonight. darwin awards in the waiting. they dont charge you for every beer there. and the beers they DO charge you for are a damn dollar. so it was ohkay. tonight i realized how bitter, elitist, cynnical and selective i really am. and im ohkay with that. do i deserve to be? probably not. but who gives a fuck. ill ( Read more... )

just woke up. last night my dream included shooting a bazooka at a life sized spaceshuttle&rocket in my backyard still horizontal to the ground, 8 bit explosions, the spaceshuttle&rocket taking off on the ground, following ben folds around... i will spare you the rest... cuz i know how people ususally dont give a rats ass about the details of ( Read more... )

damn they leave nothing to the imagination
you can see her fucking taco


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