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and what do i see but 3 deer. a mom and her 2 babies. i have seen this little family around the neighborhood on 3 or 4 seperate occasions. but this time was different. i was on the ground with them. every other time has been in my vehicle. so i decided to take the opportunity to move closer in. i stooped down and slowly started walking closer to ( Read more... )

i drank a pint of blood.

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you will be missed, mitch. :(


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Killing Brown people is cool so long as homos don't get married

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