For the love of fucking god

[flusterbunny]

STOP SAYING "TOTES."

THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING WORLD. FUCKING STOP IT. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

EVEN IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BAGS. JUST FUCKING SAY "BAGS."

I will hit you with a fucking bat.

Comments

[fair_witness]

Is it safe to say "hella" around you?

[flusterbunny]

IT NEVER HAS BEEN AND NEVER SHALL BE

[pullthestars]

how about "teh bomb"?

[flusterbunny]

Less troublesome, but still not ideal.

[lithera]

I.... er.... so what do I call the plastic bins we use in the warehouses and for Amazon Fresh that go on the conveyor belts?

[flusterbunny]

CALL THEM BINS.

[lithera]

But that's where the merchandise is, which is a whole different thing. That would be confusing.

[flusterbunny]

BUCKETS

[atrocity]

totes mcgotes

[flusterbunny]

[paradisacorbasi]

But what about the product where they make umbrellas and scarves and rain ponchos and that's actually the proper name of the product line?

[flusterbunny]

IT IS NOT A PROPER NAME BECAUSE IT IS "TOTES" AND THEREFORE IS A CRAP WORD.

Start a letter-writing campaign to get them to change their name to Garbledina.

[angrylemur]

hahaha never

I like how I have been saying "totes" for months now.

[flusterbunny]

It is the worst.

It's seriously fucking horrible.

[angrylemur]

I can think of worse things, dude.

Sorry you want to punch me in the face!

[flusterbunny]

I refuse to allow "perspective" and "reality" to enter into my burning hatred for this netspeak abomination.

I don't want to punch you in the face. But if the word continues to be used, faces will continue to need punching.