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I... can't turn away.

Sarah Palin just essentially said "not quitting my job is what a quitter would do."

Please stop listening to this tool, world.

Also, stop talking about "winning tickets to the Michael Jackson memorial" as if it was winning free passes to Disneyland, media.

Unfortunate Boy's Name: Garyn.

GARYN.

I am told it is potentially a nerdy D&D name as opposed to just some godawful trend-mutant name, but it is still bad.

Not as bad as the man I know who named his child Anakin. But still bad.

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Yeah, this performance is pretty much a lame lip-synching with about one dance move in it ( Read more... )

( I have seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen )

Why are people IN movies but ON television shows?

I love Bruce Willis on Letterman.

I'm watching Spock seduce a Romulan commander by Spockin' it up with his Spockness. While Kirk is wearing funky eyebrows and ears and Kirkin' around. He's Kirkin' it. Kirkin' the gherkin ( Read more... )

YAY I AM ON THE HOOK FOR 800 FUCKING DOLLARS to repaint a car door that I apparently inadvertently scratched up with my car in the too-small parking lot at work ( Read more... )

Has there been some kind of resolution passed that "closed-minded" is henceforth to be written as "close-minded?" Or is everybody just endumbening?

"How was I suppose to know?"

DAMN YOUR HIDES.

Also, I recommend watching the original 1970s version of The Taking of Pelham 123. It stars Walter Matthau, Hector Elizondo, Burt Young, Jerry Stiller ( Read more... )