Man, I'm trying to figure out why Norman Osborn As Super-Duper Machiavellian Mastermind of Everything In the World just sticks in my craw so much - irrationally so. I mean, if Lex Luthor pulled this kinda bullshit, I'd probably be find it awesome, so the problem may lie with me ( Read more... )

Don't see "Sorority Row." It blows ( Read more... )

Onion headline: "90% of Waking Hours Spent Staring at Glowing Rectangles."

That's unsettling.

I need more life.

How bad is it when one of those magnetic badge deals that you need to beep open electronic locks at one's office winds up accidentally going through the laundry? Am I gonna have to wrangle a new one?

I should not find this thing as funny as I do.

I don't know why, but this icon makes me cackle uncontrollably all the time.

Show me your best icons.

Iron Man 2 will give us what we've always wanted.

Senator Garry Shandling.

This is going to be the best thing ever.I also just learned that there is a famous comic artist who is just named "Jason." I don't care how unpronounceable your Nordic name is with it's crazy blendo-vowels, you can not be a one-named person and that one name is "Jason." That only works for hockey masked guys, and even he has a last name ( Read more... )

Goddammit. I even marked it on my calendar, but I forgot to get my kickass presale tickets for Pearl Jam's shows in LA, and now they're all sold out.

Possibly for the best. At some point I became a fuddyduddy who finds concerts dull and loud. This is incredibly depressing.

EDIT: Nevermind. Tickets procured! ROCK AND OR ROLL.

With any luck, Fox is about to have fewer friends.

So time to watch "Viacom and Palz!"