i can't believe i just watched two hours of celebrity duets. i don't even think being high is an excuse. i tried to justify it by saying that i was waiting to see jai, but even i dont quite buy that. ahh!
also i can't believe calvin johnson is DJing a party in maryville and i wont be there. ah!
school starts soon! sad.

i have been getting the crap heckled out of me recently and i don't understand why! i have been on my bike every time, but is that really an invitation for heckling?! over the past three or four days while biking i've heard (in chronological order): "Hey, what do you think about Landis, drugs or no drugs? Hahaha!" and "Your bike is UGLY! Where' ( Read more... )

when someone stole the vintage headlight and generator off my sweet little bicycle, the little faith i still retained in humanity was reduced even more. however, hearing this unironic cover of phil collins's "in the air tonight" in previews for the miami vice movie overshadows that and makes me laugh. humanity at its core is just absurd!

i will be in los angeleez from june 23 - july 1, if you are there tell me and we can drive in a car and use continuous spray sunscreen.

firstly, who wants to live in an apartment in new york (brooklyn most likely) with me and stephanie after the class of 2007 graduates?

secondly, i'll be back in maryville july 2-7, let's have a party!

i am eating a muenster cheese and crushed pringle sandwich.

i haven't spoken extensively to my new jewish roommate, j. rosenberg, but i'm unsure about a certain encounter that happened last night. well, a couple days ago syd was over and joel was nearby in his room next door. in a generally raucous voice i jokingly exclaimed a sentence ending with .."when usually i'm anti-semitic!!" i was pretty nervous ( Read more... )

hooray!
(f** invasion, among things)

my history channel commercial is online:

go to http://www.historychannel.com/rome

and be prepared for the guffaw of a lifetime.

hahahahahhhhhhhh

(oh yeah and my friend sam who works for the casting agency is the first guy and i also know the guy who did the 'rock out' hand)

ugh ( Read more... )