Voicemail

[fly_so_serious]

"Hello, you've reached Joker's voicemail. Leave a message, and... No, you know what? Let's be real honest here: If you don't get a call back in, like, 10 minutes, it probably means I'm not going to respond at all."

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Text message

[voiceoverdue]

Elsa says she'll do karaoke if we ask enough!

Re: Text message

[fly_so_serious]

Then we should ask a lot! A whole lot!

Crazy Phone Day!

[notaweenie]

Hey! Want to get together tonight for man eating sharks and wet sloppy kisses?

[not_called_icky]

"Please tell me you didn't speak to my father. Or impersonated my mother. That would be terribly inappropriate, since she is dead, and my father prefers not to speak of her. If this results in my sudden return home I will hold you responsible!"

[From here.]

[kenselvren]

(From here!)

"I don't know where you went, but I don't expect you to be anywhere. I do like your voice, though."

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Umm, I never thought that having sex with you was the on table?" Kathy was very confused. "Or, uhh, anywhere else for that matter. I'm not sure why that required a phone call update."