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The Doorway was heavy, an intricate mass of electronics and adapted alien technology that had taken the clan months to build. When they found she had stolen it, they would probably kill her. Or perhaps only exile.

( But first they would have to catch her. )

For a character and fandom that I didn't have to pretend much when writing "as if we haven't heard of it". Because yeah. Taking most of this from my app, so might as well use the same structure:

( The canon )