A couple weeks ago, I had a pretty funny bus incident. The fire suppression system that will douse the engine with white powder if it detects a fire, went off spontaneously, consuming the bus in a gigantic white cloud. I was full of passengers, and the powder started coming in the windows, and through the back row of seats, making it difficult to ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm on a layover at the Bellevue library, and I only have four minutes left, then I have to run, so this will be short and sweet ( Read more... )

I was doing some very disturbing thinking the other day. See, currently I cross the 520 bridge 7 times a day. I began adding it up in my head and found that by the end of this shakeup, I will have crossed it 500 TIMES!!!! I went home and crunched the numbers for real. 500 times this shakeup with a grand total (estimated, since I can't recall ( Read more... )

So, I haven't updated in a while. Things have been going great. And finally... I'M GOING FULL TIME! February 26th is the day, and I am SUPER excited. I'm gonna be raking in the moola ( Read more... )

This is becoming all too familiar to me. After a freaky evening with the bus, including sliding backwards *while the parking brake was on*, parking the bus for 2 hours on Bel-Red road, traffic cleared up and I decided to give it another go. I scrapped my second trip on the 250 and just headed back to the base. I am now safe and sound, having had ( Read more... )

I just applied with United Airlines. Someone is going to call me within the next 3 weeks to schedule a day they can fly me to Chicago for an interview. I sort of regret it, sort of not. I'm terrified.

My new license plate is 399-WAH

I've thought of some G-rated acronyms (Wiesenbachs are Hilarious)
I've thought of some R-rated acronyms. Those are what I'm really trying to get. I need suggestions. Something dirty *or* funny. My favorite so far is "Wet and Horny". We also have "What a ho/hussy/hoochie"

Just so that everyone knows- I made it out of the storm alive. Friday was CRAAAAZY! It was like the apocalypse. Trees everywhere on their sides, telephone poles knocked down, power lines in the streets, pools of water flooding roads. Not a single damn building in all of Bellevue, Redmond, actually the entire Eastside, had power. (Of course, I ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHA! Normally I wouldn't have posted something like this, but mine came out hilarious! Five arti-i-i-culated BUSES!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

The Bellevue Base Christmas party was yesterday. I stuffed myself thoroughly, and I was in PAIN afterwards. They were worried they'd have to carry me out of a stretcher out to my bus, but with a few helping hands, I made it myself. Here are a few highlights from the menu ( Read more... )