Why won't Sam sleep with me?
And why is Jack being so cruel?
And why does Jon continue talking when in truth I just don't care?
And why was Aaron being cruel?
And why the fuck can't Danielle spell?
And what the fuck is Sarah on?

Since I don't do resolutions, i thought it'd be patriotic to the computer era for me to let a computer generated quiz to think one up for me to not keep.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Getting knocked up...twice.

Get your resolution here

Bonnie says I'm like Regina George on a slightly smaller scale.
I take that as a compliment. Fuck, I love Karen (Amanda Seyfreid).

I never before had realized just how caring you are, but now I can see that you would always consider me and my emotions.
Silly and corny as others may percieve this to be, it's the truth. Thanks, babe.

So I begin to worry a little when I'm sitting in church on Christmas night whilst the pastor speaks not even a meter away from me and I'm thinking about being eaten out.
Later that evening, the very same church full of crazy Philippino people begin a festive karaoke competition.
Oh-so Philippino, dahhh-ling.

( Boxing Day sales...NOT ON BOXING DAY THIS YEAR )

Dear [insert name here],

Merry Christmas, whore!

Love,
Caz xxx

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Alcohol HAS fucked with my brain.
It didn't even let on...tsk, tsk, tsk.

I am a hybrid of:
Indie Girl
Party Girl

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