wow, i've completely switched over to blogging about cats at catsofparkdale.blogspot.com.

i haven't checked lj in sooo long!  i still treasure this blog 4eva though.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1798
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PART ONE
IT IS an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
'By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?
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I'll never abandon this dear livejournal, but I have also gotten a new blogspot to better represent my current lifestyle!

check it out y'all!!! www.catsofparkdale.blogspot.com

I could write a book with all the amazing shit one of my bosses says.

The last thing he said to me: "I likes me Pepsi in a tin. Excuse me, Beeyotches."

He's such a wonderful mix of flamboyant gayness, newfoundland down-hominess, and the kindest, humblest soul in the world. I love him!

I can understand why some people might think I'm dumb. I act dumb, and I am in a lot of ways. But I know I really am smart. Sometimes I think there's no one as smart as me ( Read more... )

As of next week, I will be beginning my new career as "Marketing and Development Coordinator" for the Queen Street West Art Crawl. Yay!

I have an interview for a job I REALLY want tomorrow. I can't stop myself from compulsively devising sick scenarios of how I could blow it really bad in different ways -- like stuffing my bra with water balloons; or going in with ketchup-chip-powder all over my hands, and the only way they'd know it wasn't dried blood is from that distinctly ( Read more... )

Raccoons are just kitties with hunch backs and burglar masks.

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