I'll admit that I didn't read half of this article, but anything called an Apocalypse Cake gets my seal of approval.

I haven't tried all the Häagen-Dazs ice cream flavors yet, but I can definitively say that their peppermint bark ice cream kicks the shit out of their brown sugar ice cream (and that's saying something).

I've noticed that restaurants in Indianapolis like to give me twice a much food as I can possibly eat. Don't get me wrong, I hate when restaurants shortchange me with such small portions that I'm still hungry after I'm finished, but I also cringe when I have to throw food away (my hotel room has no fridge or microwave). There are three reasons this ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or have people not been receiving e-mail notifications from lj when they get comments? Kind of a stupid thing to care about, but I'm petty, damn it.
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Edit: Just as I posted this, I started receiving comments from two days ago.

I don't even know who Glenn Beck is, but I thought this was funny.

I just read an article in which The Passion of the Christ is labeled as torture porn.

I bought some generic brand lysol at Wal-Mart the other day. The application instructions on the can made me laugh when I read them in the store.

APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS. Shake well before and during use.

To Disinfect: Spray 6 to 10 inches from clean surface for 3-4 seconds or until surface is thoroughly wet. Allow to dry without wiping or ( Read more... )

In my latest feeble attempt to put myself on the slippery slope of starting to eat vegetation, I cut up a carrot and cooked it in my pasta. I also got a few black olives on my turkey sub at Subway ( Read more... )

I'll skip the bitching and get down to it. I may or may not have posted an entry recently about how my breaker has been tripping every time I do laundry. They replaced the breaker yesterday, but this somehow screwed things up royally, and I only had half power when I got home last night. Basically, the lights and outlets worked, but none of my ( Read more... )

I just read that "Gay Bar" and "Dance Epidemic" by Electric Six have been released as downloadable songs for Rock Band. You know what to do.