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Guess they really don't want to go back to the eagle
Since all the state quarters have been released, I don't really check my quarters anymore. However, the other day, I checked one, and happened to notice that it was a District of Columbia quarter. I figured they were just tacking that one onto the end, but then today I got a fucking Guam quarter. When I got home and my power came back, I got on ( Read more... ) -
Furniture commercials
These furniture commercials (one from the next town over from Greensboro) are both must-watches.
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In case anyone else ever needs to do this
I finally found a program that takes the contents of my iPod and puts them back into my iTunes library (complete with ratings, play counts, start and stop time, volume adjustment settings, playlists, album artwork*, and all that good stuff). I had to pay $20, but it seems to have worked like a charm, and this is one instance where I have to ( Read more... ) -
If you're going to be a transsexual...
Quote of the day:
"If you're going to be a transsexual, you might as well go all the way. Is this a dytiscid?" -
Mississippi: Mother Nature's punching bag
If you want at least one thunderstorm a week guaranteed to ROCK YOUR ASS, move to Mississippi. And, if you move now, you'll get our once-monthly special jumbo thunderstorm offer. That's right, I'm talking hail, streets turned into raging rivers, tornado warnings, and thunder that shakes the entire block. Guaranteed to make you check the Weather ( Read more... ) -
Oh now y'all get back up inside me little mouth
I'm probably the only person in America who doesn't watch Family Guy, so you guys have probably seen this, but I just thought you should know that it took me 20 or 30 tries to watch this without laughing.
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Evenly stressful semester
Yesterday as I sat in lab wrapping up all my assignments, I heard a girl walk by and say to her friend, "Things are getting hectic, you can tell it's the end of the semester."
I chuckled to myself. There's really nothing that distinguishes the end of my semester from the rest of the semester. -
Our world is in peril...
Last night I was looking around on youtube, and I found that there were full Captain Planet episodes up. I watched the pilot episode, which I haven't seen in many years, and I laughed pretty hard. Not that I disagree with the messages of the show, but they're so far from subliminal that this almost seems like a satirical right-wing comedy poking ( Read more... ) -
Jizz in my Pants
Kris pointed this out to me to today. Those of you haven't watched SNL for a while, but were fans of "Dick in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday (The Chroni-WHAT-cles of Narnia)", will probably enjoy this...
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It's all about the butter
I've decided that Land-O-Lakes butter pwns Country Crock (of shit).
I thought my grilled cheese and apple sandwiches were scorching and getting shitter because I was getting tired of them or cooking them too long, but it was all because of the butter.
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