At Hollywood Video, where I now work:

[flythopter]

"Hi, excuse me."
"What can I do for you?"
"My son stuck a quarter in his Playstation 2, so it won't play the movies with the action and the violence. It won't play rated R movies. [Indicating a copy of Alien vs. Predator] But will it play this? He put a quarter in it and I can't get it out. Will this work? It's PG-13

Comments

[_pennylaine]

Hahahaha! No way.

[deadmissbates]

HAHHAHAHA! God, the Passion of the Christ thing is hilarious.

Sounds like you get the crazies at your job a lot.

[fatoldsun]

I wasn't trying to berate you or belittle you or anything really. I was just being a little honest. You know I like you a lot. I think you're smart, talented, funny, good looking, sexy, a good dresser, well hung, cute, enchanting, etc.

But I mean, if I ranted about the mechanisms of action potentials and neurotansmitter release on my livejournal, I'm sure you wouldn't care. And maybe you'd think "matt, there are more important things, like art."

Chill out, I resent the fuck you. I didn't curse at you. I may have cursed, because I have a dirty mouth, but I don't want you to go to hell or anything.

Heart, Matt.

And yea, you were right, I am crazy! Have you read my livejournal?! Wow, I've lost it and I'll be the first to admit it.

[sandimyth]

LOL Spam me to heck....

I thought they mastered the possessed vehicle thing with Duel?

[crotchrocket]

i wish i had your job.

i would laugh ALL DAY.