Today I realized how much I've really grown up.

...I was cutting the vegetables away from myself instead of towards like normal. Now that's progress.

Maybe we should just let Quebec separate from Canada already. After the stink they raised about "not enough french" in the opening ceremonies, and now wanting their own "Quebec" Olympic team?! Where has all the pride to be Canadian gone?
My Canada includes Quebec...but it's getting so damn hard to please them.

Emu oil is intense!

I put it on two zits I had on my face and one that was forming. Not even two days later, the zits are gone and the forming one doesn't exist!

*Mind explodes all over live journal entry*

I'm thinking of cutting my finger and seeing how long the emu oil takes to heal it!!! mua ha ha ha haaaaaa

The button came off my jeans this morning....the one that is necessary for them to stay UP.

So I MacGyvered them! haha
Right now, there is a twist tie holding my pants together. It's been 6 hours and the twist tie is still going strong! This is a quick cheap fix!

...but I do feel a little white trash...

My bunny is sick :(

and the vet bills are making me sick....

Sometimes I just want to roundhouse kick people in the face.

A canceled morning flight...slight anger ( Read more... )

A little sparrow flew into our office today and couldn't get out. It flew into the office window three times before it realized it wasn't going to be getting out that way. So it flew up and started flying back and fourth along the ceiling ( Read more... )

I just had to kill a lady bug in the name of sleep.

Does that make me a bad person?

I was leaving downtown after an evening of drinking for my friends birthday last night, and my designated driving friend was dropping a few of us off in her car ( Read more... )