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[memory_stone]

Title: The CatLike Alchemist (That's really all that needs to be said, isn't it?)
Author: whats-up-people

Full Name (plus titles, if any): Max Mustang
Full Species: Stupideus Marysue-ii de manly nameus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Black
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): Pocket watch

Comments

[wohdin]

Oh, fuck me.

Someone needs to impale this author's head with a keyboard and/or a style manual.

[saphira112]

I still love that icon xD

[memory_stone]

LOL, that is pretty great.

[memory_stone]

That was a last-minute add-in before I posted it. XDD I'm glad you liked it! ♥

It encourages me to wanna spork more stupidity. It's usually a pretty good picker-upper. ^^

[memory_stone]

Agreed! I mostly love reading people's reactions to the story and, particularly, if there was something they found funny.

But it's always fun to poke the badfic together! XDD Otherwise it's lonesome ewwing.

Ewwwing is more fun in groups!

[amelia_lynn4]

Oh God, please just kill me now.

[memory_stone]

But that would be lonely.
-hands a spork-

It's more efficient to kill the badfic. n__n

[saphira112]

Yeah, this one is definitely a monster. And I think I've seen this one lurking about somewhere... Moving along...

One for too-cheery personality, two for being Mustang's sister, one for making her "so young", one for making Al instantly like her and her Sueness cause the cat relation, one for using the cat relation TO BEGIN WITH, one for grammatical errors (as there are always a bunch, but at least it was toned down here, but some of those sentences were ridiculous!), one for lack of plot movement for a first chapter (or any plot, actually), one for the idiotic state alchemist name that even Bradley couldn't have thought up while drunk, high, and being fucked while cackling madly about the end of the world, but I do give A SINGLE COOKIE for keeping Al somewhat IC and not disregarding him immediately.

Also, cookies for you for the end xD

Think that's eight sporks. Pretty low in my opinion, as I've been known to give a lot more, obviously >.>

[memory_stone]

I honestly don't even see the cat relation. I mean, sure, I can see a metaphor being used somewhere in there, since cats normally do have good reflexes, but still, it's pretty ridiculous to name an alchemist based... on... a literary device. She isn't cat-like. And where's her alchemy? Does she fart kitteny rainbows or something? Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I did have to suck it up that she did portray Al pretty well in that bit. So, basically, the suethor's being stabbed to death with sporks and then has a cookie shoved in her mangled face.

Epic thought. n__n

I've written Nekomimi!Ed for crack 'cause it's cute, but this was... I dunno. I knew from the title it was going to be a gem. XD;;

I know - I like the 13 you gave that other fic. I'm in the process of sporking another chapter of it. XD;

&hearts!

[saphira112]

They were trying to get across that because she hated water, she was "cat-like", but you can hate water and not be cat-like, obviously. They're trying too damn hard to relate her to Mustang (who hates water cause his alchemy doesn't work) and UGH, it's awful...

DUDE, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. What IS her alchemy and why the fuck do we care? *shakes head sadly* You do NOT name someone just because of one of their skittish qualities. It's moronic and doesn't follow the same trend. They could say, "Oh, well, I like to break the trend," in which I'll respond, "That's bad cause it makes you look like a fucking idiot."

Yes. Such a pretty thought :D

Gimme the link to that. I really wanna read. It's okay if it's crack, but if it's something like THIS... well, that's just sad...

Would've given 14 if she had spelled names wrong or something... Make sure to buzz me when you put that up. Can't wait to give more horrid ratings.

<3 ♥ <3

[memory_stone]

Yeah, I'm not sure that in itself was enough to consider her cat-like. A phobia of water can happen in a lot of people, but I guess from a literary standpoint she could have used an elaborate metaphor of her being like a cat to bring those qualities together. That would have been nice to see, I probably wouldn't have sporked it in that case

[6eddingsfan90]

Oh, hell.
I saw the title and REALLY didn't want to read it. But the sporking made it decent.
Still... what the shit?

[memory_stone]

I know. I saw the title and opened up a word processor - it's one of those where you just know. I found the actual content kinda boring... and there's... fifteen chapters of it. Ick.

I'm glad the sporking at least made it bearable. ♥ Hopefully it made it a bit less boring than the story was when it was raw Suefic.

[saphira112]

That icon is epic and I'm stealing it from you