Comments | fma_spork: FMA =/= Twilight.

soulless_lover in fma_spork

FMA =/= Twilight.

Jan 14, 2010 10:14

so, so glad to find this place; there are so many incredibly bad FMA fics out there that i just knew there had to be a sporking community somewhere. and now i've found you! *wipes tears* oh, i'm so overcome! oh! *chokes* excuse me! talk amongst yourselves - i'll give you a topic: "Do Ishvalians Ever Get The Red-Eye Effect In Badly-Lit ( Read more... )

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TWILIGHT IN MY FMA?! tsune_0 January 15 2010, 03:09:49 UTC

*slow villian clap*
Beautiful, just beautiful. Poorly written Twilight!wannabe smut.
Jesus, it's like this started out as a Twilight fic and halfway they saw an episode of FMA and changed the names.

*facepalm* Bravo to you, newcomer. I applaud your courage in facing this fic.

Re: TWILIGHT IN MY FMA?! soulless_lover January 15 2010, 05:56:09 UTC

the really sad part is: this wasn't even the worst of the "Fullmetal Vampire" fics i found - but i just couldn't summon the strength to do another one yet.

damn that Meyer bitch! why the hell did she have to go and ruin a nice name like "Edward"?? now the Twilight Tweenies can slaughter FMA, Cowboy Bebop, and a slew of other really great things that don't need vampires in them, dammit! although i would pay good cash money to see Cowboy Bebop's Ed running around biting people. i mean really.

sexkitten426 January 15 2010, 20:11:00 UTC

I think your spork is waaay more amusing than that fic. My fave line? "DON'T GO THERE, EDWARD, YOU'LL GET A MOUTHFUL OF... oh, wait, you're a vampire." Also, I really need an Eddomometer. I promise to keep it away from the children!

6eddingsfan90 January 15 2010, 22:52:26 UTC

You win the fuckin Internet for making a Tex Avery reference. d-(^.^)-b

Shit like this is why I hate TwiTards.

6eddingsfan90 January 15 2010, 22:54:08 UTC

posted separately because I pushed the wrong damn button!
P.S. Welcome to the comm!! Great job with your first spork!

eve_n_furter January 16 2010, 01:25:00 UTC

"His visage held of look of serious glare" - I can imagine that would be Ed's reaction to this, yes.
"The Eddomometer": It has his angry little chibi face on top.
"both of their sweat started to intertwine with each other creating an intoxicating scent." Just, what? *headdesks hard*
"He slowly eased his fangs out from her and beside her, she was left unconscious (...) “What it as good for you, as it was to me…?”" WFT???

kitsukami January 16 2010, 05:44:08 UTC

Twilight has ruined the regal name of "Edward" for forever. It makes me feel better that the pipsqueak was born before Cullen was (if it was all one universe; 1899 > 1901) and he appears in the Wiki listings before Cullen does (last time I checked)

But seriously.
Just no.
Winry would have so slapped that boy upside the head before a real paragraph even showed up (like he'd even BE there in the first place; my!muse!Ed is incredibly disgruntled)
I think I may have read G fics sexier then this.
Honestly.
At least your commentary gave me a good few giggles--I plan on holding on to the link and passing it around to my non-LJ friends.