P.S. My Cat is Dead (Sorry A.S.!)

[fmernyer]

So one of my cats had a very aggressive, cancerous tumor growing on her face.  Her lower jaw, specifically, which made it very hard to biopsy and consequently treat.   Don't worry, it was the cat that most people don't even know I have.  The one who hides behind the couch most of her days and when she *does* show herself, it’s usually to hiss at

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[thudthwacker]

I say both of these things with complete sincerity:

(1) I'm really sorry.

(2) Jesus, that's funny.

[greenquotebook]

Yeah, what thudthwacker said.

I'm not a big fan of cats, as you well know, but I know what it's like to lose someone you're fond of. If you need to talk, I promise I won't laugh about Zombie Cat.

[fmernyer]

So I'm next door tonight telling my neighbor the Cat Story and we hear some bushes a-rustlin'. I tell them they might have to walk me home for fear of Zombie Cats. She throws her hands at me and says simply, "I'll give you a spray bottle!"

Brilliant!