Interpol Smut

[fogarino_sam]

Comments

[dan_kessler]

Jesus. If I didn't already hate gelatin, this solidifies it.

[fogarino_sam]

You're the one who suggested Reverse Cowgirl.

[dan_kessler]

He asked a question. I answered it.

[gordon_moakes]

Graphic! Ha. I get it. I would've been quite impressed if you could've made those buggers do the Niagara Falls.

[fogarino_sam]

Well, I challenge Bloc Party to recreate it using the candy of their choice, some drunken evening in the midst of their travels.

Admit that you're impressed that we actually put the effort into making a post out of a late night hotel stay.

[gordon_moakes]

Well, we get lots of chocolate thrown at us, and generally it's runny and gross. We could probably work with that.

I am impressed. I'm working my way back to the other.

[kate__winslet]

I just realised I didn't eat my gummi bears yet. Guess what I'm doing after dinner?

[fogarino_sam]

Be sure to take pictures.

[kate__winslet]

Or I could ring you later and narrate it to you over the phone.

[fogarino_sam]

You really could. Although this is getting sick, even for this post, so maybe we should relocate to Custardville. What do you think?

[jusfrischmann]

Who allowed you to use a camera? Haha, you're going to gum up the works with your sticky fingers. It's a good thing I don't eat gelatin products because I would probably start feeling dirty if I was to ever share them with children. My gummy product innocence is soiled forever.

[fogarino_sam]

Dan and Carlos are the ones with taste, so by the time the camera got whipped out, they were both in the other room and couldn't prevent this horror.

Did you ever have any sort of innocence, really? Admit it. Be honest. Come on. I dare you.

[carlos_d]

I fail to see how this is Interpol smut when I clearly wasn't around to witness or participate.

[fogarino_sam]

Oh, come on. You were in the other room and we had to get our smut on somehow. Paul told me he was planning on eating the rest of the bears off your stomach anyway.