[Unlockable by Benjy] Tristan and I are going to tell your mother about us [/Unlockable]

This holidays has sure been wacky.

I'm feeling naughty 18. And it's the holidays.

Nine days.
Nine days.
Nine days.
NINE DAYS

Then I'm 18, yes!

I AM GOINGiNsAnE I HAVEN'T HAD SEX.

ALL

TERM.

HOLY SHIT KEBABS.

Hi.

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Back at school, now. Unfortunately. I can think of one place I'd certainly rather be right now Nothing much I miss from home but I know it's a lot better than school. Not long to go, now. A scary thought, definately. OH! That reminds me! Benjy, if I can catch you sometime tomorrow, that would be fantastic. I've written a letter to Tristan...well, ( Read more... )

SO I'VE HAD AN EVENTFUL HOLIDAY. What about you?! I must admit, meeting Benjy's family was EVENTFUL, wasn't it? I DON'T THINK HIS MOTHER LIKED ME TOO MUCH but I was a big hit for the rest of the family. Maybe Mrs F didn't like me taking the yogurt...what else would it be?

Let's do a checklist!

1. Met Benjy's older brother Tristan liked what I saw ( Read more... )

Concussions aren't all they're cracked up to be, you know. Horrible pun. Especially since I did crack my head on a wall. At least I'm fully mended and looking gorgeous again, though. I was scared for a moment there. Thought I'd have that ghastly cut on my head forever.

[Private, Unlockable by NO-ONE]Although, I did get a brilliant shot at her knee ( Read more... )

WE WON THE QUIDDITCH, BITCHES!!11!!1!

ODE TO SLYTHERIN

Slytherin, Slytherin, you don't blow my mind,
Slytherin, Slytherin, you play like you're blind,
Quaffles fly this way and that,
In the crowd we scream HOWZAT.

You lost the game,
Because no supporters came,
Your players taken off for stitches,
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCHES!!!!

boy noun
a male child

boyfriend noun
the current chosen male companion and escort of a girl or woman

man noun
plural is men
1. an adult male human being
2. any person, especially an adult: 'give a man a chance'
3. humankind: 'man reams of conquering the elements ( Read more... )

Gods. Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh godohgodohgodohgod oh GOD OH GOD OH GODOH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGOD

I slapped Sirius
Sirius bruised my shoulders
I never, ever use physical violence
I'm a monster
I'm ashamed to be me

I'm not just a casual fuck.

Fuck...
Did I just say that outloud??
Goodbye, points for Hufflepuff

All men do is screw you up.

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