"clinically-proven ingredients"

[foobyte]

"Yep, those are ingredients."

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[radegund_lj]

You should open "Todd's Proving Clinic" and hire yourself out to prove things on behalf of advertisers. ;)

[foobyte]

I could prove a lot of vaguely-stated things.

"... guaranteed results"

[foobyte]

Yes, there are results from using the product. We're not saying you'll like the results, notice the results, or feel good from the results, but there will be some kind of results.