Ha ha ha, I was at Arby's today, and some stupid high school kid hit his head on the lamp hanging over his table. Immediately afterwards, the whole place started laughing at the dipshit. Even the girls behind the counter were laughing at him and whispering "What a dumbass!" to each other.

The toilet is slowly dripping from the valve, and my dad's looking for paper towels like we keep them anywhere but the kitchen. I offered him a regular towel, but he decided to rummage through my laundry bin and use one of my nice shirts instead... a white one no less. Then, the dumb fuck decides to leave the smallest container there is under the ( Read more... )

I just heard that Gordon B. Hinckley died some time last week. It's about freaking time! That faggot was like a hundred years old and probably reeked worse of formaldehyde than Mrs. Gorton from high school. It's too bad I didn't hear about this earlier: I would've thrown a party ( Read more... )

I went to Atlanta this past weekend, and I finally got to see the stupid Georgia Aquarium (no thanks to that thieving douche Michael Suchko). It wasn't that great. There were too many people that would just stand right in front of each fish tank for like an hour, looking at the same God damn retarded fish. I probably wasn't missing much anyway. ( Read more... )

My dad has shown surprising restraint at getting into my business, but he still can't help being an idiot on the seldom occasion that he crosses paths with me in my house. Two weeks ago, when I first moved back in, I kept telling him not to touch any of my stuff and just let me move it inside by myself. He kept insisting though, even when I ( Read more... )

First off, I really like listening to Jamaican rap and raggae and shit that I can't even understand because it's perfect for making me look like I'm well cultured in different varieties of music... and I'm just a really big douche like that. Second, I've been busy for like five years now stalking every girl I've ever met, and I have some good news ( Read more... )

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On an awesome note, who wants to go see Live Free or Die Hard as soon as it comes out next week? I plan on being in Augusta next Monday through Wednesday, but I'll be leaving during the day on Wednesday.

Man, I just played Columns for the first time in almost two decades. I think I can wait another twenty years before I ever play that game again.

It started out with me just sitting around, killing time, minding my own business like usual. I was checking out all the different titles on this Sega Collection game that I've had in my closet for awhile ( Read more... )

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Well, I just finished the most one-sided AIM conversation ever. I was talking to Babs, and she basically can't see the flawless logic I laid out for her on why she's being unreasonably mad at me (and also why she's being such a big jerk and going to Border's all the time). I was even nice and polite to her just so she'd know that I was ( Read more... )