I'm so down right now, so this isn't going to be a happy post. So stop reading if you don't want to be depressed or put up with me. I realized that I hate my life. And it has nothing to do with anybody...I love all my friends very much...it's me. I've got so many problems with myself it makes me just not want to deal with living anymore. I'm ( Read more... )

Hello one and all. I have a confession to make. I'm very much in love with somebody...do you know who it is? It's simple, it's you. Yes, it is you, and it is the rainbow after a rain storm, and it is the alfredo sause that tops my spagetti. And it is me. I really really want to dance. Dance like no dance man has ever danced before. Does ( Read more... )

Ground Kontroll has wicked pinball...WICKED PINBALL! Did you hear my assholes? I hope so cause I'm talking to you. Yeah that's right bitch, fear me. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now go play pinball my pinball minions! Rock the cock captain spock! Peace!

Hi there...God I feel like crap. First of all, I need to get my gullbladder removed because it brings me pain beyond pain...pain I've never felt before...nothing physically hurts more than what I've been feeling for the past 3 days now. Secondly, I feel like crap emotionally as well. I don't know why I'm like this. I just realized tonight, ( Read more... )

Man...tonight was a BLAST. I had so much fun. Best night of my life...well...at least in a long time. I kinda wish I would have gone out drinking though, because now I'm bored...big time. Well shit...guess we all suffer from our mistakes. Invite me to more parties whomever reads this...invite me bitches! :)

Wow...so my last post got me the most replies ever. CONGRADULATIONS JOURNAL ENTRY 1934524Z...9'er. Move over Madona...here comes the new Ho on the block...behold the mighty morphing power rangers. Feel their rath...feel their sting. So...let's talk about reese witherspoon here for a second. I love that woman. She should come marry me. ( Read more... )

Hello Wello Fello Mello. Marry Popple Pickle Poo. Larry Mopple Nickel Snoo. Snatz Fratz Latz Tatz...Geeze Beeze Trees Sneeze. Inkle Doodle. Sninkle Noodle. Baby Foosh...Maybe Voosh. Fankle Wonker Binkle Bomp. Wankle Fonker Trinkle Tomp. Lu Fu Nu Bu...No Go Ho Wo. Snatch Fatch Lockle Latch. Happy Pappy Lookie Loo...Snappy Crappy Wookie ( Read more... )

Fiddle dee dromple cakes! Fiddle dee doo I say to you!

Good Morning to everybody, the sun has come outside and is saying hello to you all. I, the mild afterglow of your smile, am standing on the edge of time...waiting...wanting...needing your alluring beauty. Behold, the fountain of honesty, where nothing is a lie...nothing you say will come back to haunt you. Would that be as nice as you had hoped ( Read more... )

Greeting Cards fly by as an elephant comes to welcome me. Hello elephant I say to it. Hello the elephant says to me. We exchange phone numbers and tell eachother that we should trade baseball cards sometime. Went to the petting zoo and saw a picture of a man with a purple balloon. What are you doing man with Purple balloon? Just sitting ( Read more... )