That's not virginity
You may remember my run-in with this uber Christian couple some time ago.
Well, she got a new boyfriend pretty quickly and it was all good. Then, inevitably, he wants sex and she wants to wait and maintain her virginity etc. So she comes to me to talk about it.
I give her my usual lines about sex before marriage:
For crying out loud, what is it with these people? Like it's not sex if you only use your fingers, or your left hand or if he sticks it in your ear? If you're in a relationship (or not for that matter) and you make each other orgasm, then you've had sex! Gays have sex and there ain't no vagina involved, I promise.
What upsets me the most is this girl thinks she's being chaste and virgin pure because she's avoiding a particular sex act. Meanwhile, I (a deviant furry faggot) managed to keep my hands completely out of my boyfriend's pants because it was "too soon" and we "weren't ready" but I am the "abomination".
And they claim I have no restraint, that gays live a hedonistic lifestyle.
Well, she got a new boyfriend pretty quickly and it was all good. Then, inevitably, he wants sex and she wants to wait and maintain her virginity etc. So she comes to me to talk about it.
I give her my usual lines about sex before marriage:
- I think Christians are far too fixated on sex, they worship sex for some reason, that's why it's such a big deal to them
- The Biblical prohibitions about sex outside marriage all center around the ownership of the woman by the man. The Jews didn't do sloppy seconds, so if you screwed someone you had to take her as your wife (one of many if you're lucky).
- God really doesn't care, as long as you use a condom.
- Cuddling is far better than sex anyway, you can make do with that if you have to.
- He is not the one she's fighting, it's her (because girls are horny too).
- Religion is not a good enough reason to deny sex.
- If she's not ready then she has every right to say no.
- If he can't accept that, he can go fuck himself... literally.
For crying out loud, what is it with these people? Like it's not sex if you only use your fingers, or your left hand or if he sticks it in your ear? If you're in a relationship (or not for that matter) and you make each other orgasm, then you've had sex! Gays have sex and there ain't no vagina involved, I promise.
What upsets me the most is this girl thinks she's being chaste and virgin pure because she's avoiding a particular sex act. Meanwhile, I (a deviant furry faggot) managed to keep my hands completely out of my boyfriend's pants because it was "too soon" and we "weren't ready" but I am the "abomination".
And they claim I have no restraint, that gays live a hedonistic lifestyle.