[So what's the best thing for someone who's been spending their time alternately fretting and pretending not to be fretting over circumstances well beyond their control
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Huh. It'll be fun to watch you get your ass handed to you, I must say, but are you sure you're willing to do this? You're just a bit.. scrawny, if someone hasn't broken it to you yet.
[Needless to say, she'll be getting an infuriatingly-smug smirk from Heather's end, along with a low 'you'd think that wouldn't you' chuckle.]
Please. Nothing THIS place could throw at me could top the things I've already personally removed the asses from and served back to them on delicate silver platters. Made of punching.
Don't you know the best stuff comes in small boxes?
[... except for. Um. The giant space-robot soldier turned human who is going to beat her without hardly raising a finger. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET.]
I look like a ninety-year-old leper, remember? I don't have a boyfriend.
[A beat.]
Bitch insulted my left hook. Had to show her a thing or two.
[As much as Heather can be a braggart, the truth behind her fighting experience is... not something particularly conducive to opening up about to people who actively antagonize her. Too much potential for looking vulnerable. So instead she'll just... play along. With a tone that clearly holds heavy sarcasm.]
Oh, you know it! [Someone is super enthusiastic today! Because this is before her finding out about Yukiko's disappearance. Chie grins and punches her palm.] I'm already signed up and ready to sweep the whole tournament!
[It's all in good fun, of course. From what Rise has told her, she's sure Chie's pretty kick-butt. But all the same, what's a fight without a little competitive spirit.]
[... ALTHOUGH NOW THAT SHE THINKS OF IT... Jack was pretty badass at the end of the movie there. So maybe he'd be a pretty good contender after all! But still, she teases.]
I'm not sure I'll be able to hit you if I wind up against you, man. I'd feel bad.
[Can you see how widely Heather is beaming? As much as she's been enjoying staying in Ecruteak and doesn't really plan to stay in Goldenrod longer than the duration of the tournament, getting to see Rise again is a HUGE plus.]
I know, right?
I've been gone like, for five million eons.
I'm totally gonna come bust up all in your awesome house for a visit, so be prepared, all right?
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[oh lotus. IF ONLY YOU KNEW.]
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[Needless to say, she'll be getting an infuriatingly-smug smirk from Heather's end, along with a low 'you'd think that wouldn't you' chuckle.]
Please. Nothing THIS place could throw at me could top the things I've already personally removed the asses from and served back to them on delicate silver platters. Made of punching.
Don't you know the best stuff comes in small boxes?
[... except for. Um. The giant space-robot soldier turned human who is going to beat her without hardly raising a finger. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET.]
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[she smirks right back at ya.]
Who's ass did you kick? Little Suzie's in the school parking lot? Was she talking bad about your boyfriend?
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[A beat.]
Bitch insulted my left hook. Had to show her a thing or two.
[As much as Heather can be a braggart, the truth behind her fighting experience is... not something particularly conducive to opening up about to people who actively antagonize her. Too much potential for looking vulnerable. So instead she'll just... play along. With a tone that clearly holds heavy sarcasm.]
[Not tellin'. B/]
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The WHOLE tournament, huh?
You'd have to go through ME first if you're plannin' on doing THAT.
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Well, then, I guess we'll just have to see who's the better fighter, now, won't we?
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[It's all in good fun, of course. From what Rise has told her, she's sure Chie's pretty kick-butt. But all the same, what's a fight without a little competitive spirit.]
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Why the long face?
[.... GEE HEATHER, I WONDER.]
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It's not gonna be like, a total free-for-all!
[... Except it sort of was. Heather, 'Don't kill the opponent' doesn't really count as a 'rule'.]
[She knows better than anybody else that a lot of damage could be done with nonlethal, seemingly-innocuous weapons.]
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Count me in! Good luck.
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[... ALTHOUGH NOW THAT SHE THINKS OF IT... Jack was pretty badass at the end of the movie there. So maybe he'd be a pretty good contender after all! But still, she teases.]
I'm not sure I'll be able to hit you if I wind up against you, man. I'd feel bad.
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Suit yourself. It's your funeral.
[LOLOL he has no fucking clue how many times this child has died.]
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[She's never had a funeral, though. Sounds depressing.]
Psh, what could a bag of ol' bones like you do to me, anyhow?
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I know, right?
I've been gone like, for five million eons.
I'm totally gonna come bust up all in your awesome house for a visit, so be prepared, all right?
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I knew I could count on you!
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