a challenge!

[foolsetonfire]

after the comments on the previous entry, i'd like to present a competition:

write a funny joke.

that's it.
any and all submissions accepted except for bad ones bye.

Comments

[anonymous]

What did the snail say while riding a turtle?

...

....

WEEEEE!!!!

-Joey

funny ha ha

[anonymous]

a young couple gets engaged and the man asks their priest for his blessing. The priest says that they must go one entire month without sex in order to receive it.

After a month goes by, the man and the priest meet again and the priest asked how the abstinence went.

"Well, after the first week, it wasn't too bad" says the man, "but after the second week, it was getting kind of tough. After the third week I just couldn't take it anymore. I saw my wife bend over and I just stuck it in!"

"Well, they won't like that in heaven." The priest replied.

"Yeah, they didn't like it in the grocery store much, either."

($200 winning joke from Maxim magazine in the bathroom)

-Jan

Re: funny ha ha

[foolsetonfire]

round 1: joey.

[cuddle_core]

mickey mouse is in court. the judge says "mr. mouse, you are trying to divorce your wife, a ms. minnie mouse, on the grounds that she's crazy."
mickey mouse looks around sort of awkwardly and says in his shrill voice, "well, your honor, i never said she was crazy...i said she was fucking goofy."

[foolsetonfire]

i wish i could hear you tell this in person, cause i'd be willing to bet you do a marvelous mickey voice.

ooohhhh gays

[anonymous]

Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - went on a cruise with their significant others. A ginormous tidal wave sunk the boat and killed them all. The next thing they knew, they were all in front of St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head, "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you married a girl named Penny!"

Then the other Hetero, and again, St. Peter shook his head, "you loved food too much, and even married a girl named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his partner and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

**HA!!! ITS CUZ HE LIKED DICK TOO MUCH!!**

Re: ooohhhh gays

[foolsetonfire]

thank god, cause those gays have been gettin' a free ride.

[book_of_arrows]

um all i have to say is common tater.

[foolsetonfire]

i really wish you had typed that whole joke out. cause you would have made everyone's day.

when i next come home, i'm going to play you this record i have of whale sounds--it'll really improve your joke accuracy.

p.s. stops coughin'?