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Let it ring...

footballtease Feb 08, 2009 14:12

[Phone rings, one, twice then voicemail plays...]

The Lucy you are trying to call is destroyed right now.
Please leave your number, type and quantity of drink after the beep, and she’ll get back to you.

*beep!*

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footballtease Feb 08, 2009 12:37

*bangs head repeatedly against the table*

No.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no--

Is everybody I love gay?!

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footballtease Jan 31, 2009 15:39

Hardly my fault he doesn't understand a simple question.

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